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the adventures of penelope gray, writer

  • Penelope Gray is a young and confused writer trying to make her way in the world. She lives her life by the tenets of that god among men, Bernard Black:

    She hopes someday to be as awesome as he is.

    To contact Penelope, email her at penelope [dot] gray [at] gmail.com

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about Penelope

I’m really bad at talking about myself. I prefer to just kind of hang around and let people try to figure me out.

Guess that won’t work so well here.


I’m a young writer with delusions of grandeur.

I live on the East Coast but was not born here.

I like to laugh, I hate to dance, I never refuse a free drink, and I always turn my library books in on time.

Someday I’ll be famous and you can say you knew me when.

To contact me you can email me (see left) or use this form:

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